The Adorkable
Really enjoyed dressing up tonight for our dinner and walk around town. Happy 6 months honey <3 #kitten #squirrel

Really enjoyed dressing up tonight for our dinner and walk around town. Happy 6 months honey <3 #kitten #squirrel

athinkingmanspufferfish:

No one takes Arrow less seriously than its star.

passific-rim-job:

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

a friend’s dad once hugged me goodbye and said “you’re like the daughter i never had” and his wife is like “you
have a daughter

haythamsama:

yerawizardsarry:

okay but hear me out:

scarlett johansson and natalie dormer playing a pair of rival assassins who fall in love and take down another assassin hired to kill them

#but then the third assassin falls for them#surprise it’s lucy liu#and they have a threesome

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

(◡‿◡✿) tall men that look scary and are feared by most people

(◕‿◕✿) that fall in love with itty bitty people that can bring them to their knees

kkatkkrap:

later-homenuggets:

waywardism:

so this is actually my headcanon for what dean’s expression would be after cas kisses him

image

no but

imagine

dean’s so emotionally constipated, it takes him ages to finally spit out the words “i love you”

and cas just smiles and says “i know” and kisses him

and dean makes that face and murmurs “dude just han solo’d me”

WAsn’t gonna reblog but… HAN SOLO’D ME. DEAD.

strawbvrry:

when your parents say noimage

tehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.

It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.

*   *   *   

Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.

A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her. 

*   *   *   

Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.

And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.

*   *   *   

Third year, she started to notice a trend.

First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.

After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.

He did not notice.

*   *   *   

They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.

Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.

And she was right.

Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.

*   *   *    

Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.

She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.

But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.

Potter’s fault. Of course.

*   *   *   

Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.

All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.

Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.

This was the worst fucking school, honestly.

*   *   *   

They were calling it “The Final Battle.”

Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him. 

“POTTER.”

He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”

She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”

She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.

*   *   *   

She became Minister of Magic at age 36.

Fucking Potter.

I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

lazzles:

15 minute difference in Seattle
THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL, TOO

lazzles:

15 minute difference in Seattle

THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL, TOO

chelseawelseyknight:

sleep-sarcasm-youtube:

troyesquiff:

basically

Don’t get upsetti have some spaghetti

fucking italians

chelseawelseyknight:

sleep-sarcasm-youtube:

troyesquiff:

basically

Don’t get upsetti have some spaghetti

fucking italians

pit-brony:

acidrainin:

fuzzykitty01:

agrabahprincess:

"Made ya look!"

I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.

Got me everytime!]

Everyone needs this on their blog

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star